July 2012
youngstero:
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
totally-relatable:
I’m just like:
nope:
i hope everything’s fine with adele’s pregnancy because i really can’t listen to a whole album about a dead baby this winter
When my friends are talking about movies
What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert?
What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.
jolteoff:
does anyone else pay attention to the breath intakes in a song
oh-sn4p:
i bet you the founder of bing uses google
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION
Watchh-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD IM DYING
IM A HORRIBLE PERSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
MUST WATCH EVERYONE
plot twist: you know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
brokenwetdreams:
i hate it when people dont hate people i hate
lapetitemouton:
tltty:
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
partickstump:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
andsoitwasdecreed:
caraknightley:
SOMEONE IS SHOOTING FIREWORKS EXCUSE ME SIR IT IS JULY 3RD
freedom doesn’t have a date
via-tatii:
In the first layer of hell you have to show your parents your blog
In the second, your likes
buttsen:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
goddessoftheinternet:
the radio has literally thousands of songs accessible to it so can someone please explain to me why i keep hearing the same 4 songs over and over
thischarmingalex:
im so hip im practically a pelvis
dontsaydarby:
What I never got in Tangled is how in the second to last scene when the guard busts in, the King and Queen understood that he meant their lost princess had returned. I mean SERIOUSLY. He could have meant ANYTHING.
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
andreaalexis:
theneverendingdrums:
robots-please:
jordanjordanjordanjordan:
01012012:
theneverendingdrums:
stravaganza:
the-ss-destiel:
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of...
straightwhiteman:
i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
Watchm-unchkin:
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHA IM DONE I CANT
Watch
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
kristen-schaal:
gaywardvagabond:
“forever reblog!!!” the teen girl writes on her favourite post, laughing. she looks around. suddenly she’s not in her room anymore, but in some large warehouse full of girls roughly her age. she looks down to see her hand alt+clicking on the post she just reblogged. and again. and again. “forever reblog,” they all chant in unison. “forever reblog.”
that is...
espresssoself:
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
Watchm-unchkin:
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHA IM DONE I CANT
fihisoh:
wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
