youngstero: I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
totally-relatable: I’m just like:
nope: i hope everything’s fine with adele’s pregnancy because i really can’t listen to a whole album about a dead baby this winter
When my friends are talking about movies
What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert?
What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.
jolteoff: does anyone else pay attention to the breath intakes in a song
oh-sn4p: i bet you the founder of bing uses google
cosmo-kramer-the-assman: ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION
h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD IM DYING IM A HORRIBLE PERSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH MUST WATCH EVERYONE